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		<title>I am taking a much needed break from Standup Comedy until December or January.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 15:30:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am taking a much needed break from the standup comedy circuit for 3 to 4 months to work on some things.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am taking a much needed break from the standup comedy circuit for 3 to 4 months to work on some things.  I need to focus on a few things that are more important at the moment, and this crazy hobby of mine is just a distraction that I can&#8217;t afford to spend the time on at the moment.  I will rejoin the local comedy circuit in late December to early January.</p>
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		<title>I Had to cancel out of the Have-Nots Comedy today.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 17:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I landed a few gigs this weekend that will require me to be up at 5 AM and do a bunch of prework tonight, hence I will not be able to attend.  Now I&#8217;m off to make balloon decorations.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I landed a few gigs this weekend that will require me to be up at 5 AM and do a bunch of prework tonight, hence I will not be able to attend.  Now I&#8217;m off to make balloon decorations.</p>
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		<title>Thanks Diane, The Hilarious Basterds was fun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 15:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you weren't there, the Hilarious Basterds was a great show with lots of funny comics in a great little room, and you missed it! ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you weren&#8217;t there, the Hilarious Basterds was a great show with lots of funny comics in a great little room, and you missed it!  The next show is going to be October 9th @ <a title="Just The Funny" href="http://www.justthefunny.com" target="_blank">Just The Funny </a>Theatre!  I got to tell some new jokes and although they need some work, they got some laughs.  Things are getting easier for me on stage.  I feel like stage-fright is the bitch I am just about to slap!  I&#8217;m starting to feel more comfortable on stage and although I still don&#8217;t like to hold the microphone (I&#8217;m a bit of a hypochondriac(that&#8217;s why I don&#8217;t do face painting), and the mic stand has been touched less), things are starting to click.  I feel that my timing is getting better, and I&#8217;m not really rushing through the jokes anymore.  This is starting be more fun, and less of a struggle.</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m not sure when my next Open Mike will be (I&#8217;m shooting for Mellow Mondays in Hollywood on Monday of next week and Gaby&#8217;s Lounge on Tuesday of next week), but I will be performing at the Have-Nots @ Uva on the 23rd of September.  That is the next goal.  To further tighten up these new jokes and add a few more balloon guy jokes on there and this new joke that just came to me as well.  Eventually I want to get into computer guy jokes, but I haven&#8217;t even started those yet, so let&#8217;s see how it goes.</p>
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		<title>Only in Miami!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:33:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great way to fix your van's Air Conditioner.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you see this!  I am not sure what I can say about this, but the guy driving the van fixed his air conditioner all right!</p>
<div id="attachment_43" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-43" href="http://miamiballoonguy.com/comedyBlog/comedyBlog.php/?attachment_id=43"><img class="size-medium wp-image-43" title="Only In Miami" src="http://miamiballoonguy.com/comedyBlog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Only-In-Miami-300x225.jpg" alt="This is the best way to fix your car's air conditioner." width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I guess it was cheaper to blow out a window and drain your van&#39;s battery than fixing it.</p></div>
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		<title>My first Comedy Blog post!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 16:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello and welcome to my comedy blog.  This will detail the trials and tribble-ations of my attempts at standup comedy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello and welcome to my comedy blog.  This will detail the &#8216;<a class="wp-caption" title="Trials and Tribbleations" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trials_and_Tribble-ations" target="_blank">Trials and Tribble-ations</a>&#8216; of my attempts at standup comedy.</p>
<p>First, there are a few people that I would like to thank.  <a class="wp-caption" title="Will Lopez's Comedy Site" href="http://www.greatthatsoundsfair.com/" target="_blank">Will Lopez</a> ,  <a class="wp-caption" title="Sisqo's Web Site" href="http://sisqothecomedian.com/" target="_blank">Sisqo The Comedian</a> , and <a class="wp-caption" title="Diane's Facebook profile." href="http://www.facebook.com/dianegarc?v=wall&amp;ref=sgm" target="_blank">Diane Garcia</a> for all the help they have given me directly and indirectly during this process.  Their patience and insight has helped me figure out a lot of things.  Sisqo, thanks for the stage time the other day, and that night, some things started clicking for me.  Will, I think that bringing the balloons on stage is a distraction, BUT, it would be a cool thing to use for crowd work. That&#8217;s what I normally do, and now I have the opportunity of working the crowd with the balloons which is much easier and natural for me, I can concentrate just on jokes while on stage and busting out the balloons and be my dark, dry, and sarcastic wit while working with adults&#8230;.  eventually.  I would also like to thank everyone else who runs a comedy room for the opportunities I have had, including &#8216;<a class="wp-caption" title="The Have Not's Comedy Team" href="http://havenotscomedy.com/" target="_blank">The Have Nots</a>&#8216;,  <a class="wp-caption" title="Daniel Reskin's Home Page" href="http://www.danielreskin.com/" target="_blank">Daniel Reskin</a> for the opportunity coming next month at October&#8217;s <a class="wp-caption" title="Casa De Ha Ha" href="http://sweatrecordsmiami.com/tag/casa-de-ha-ha/" target="_blank">Casa De Ha Ha</a> at <a class="wp-caption" title="Sweat Records" href="http://sweatrecordsmiami.com/" target="_blank">Sweat Records</a> in Little Haiti, <a class="wp-caption" title="Hilarious Basterds Ticketweb Page" href="http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&amp;eventId=3066604" target="_blank">The Hilarious Basterds</a> this coming Friday September 10th, at<a class="wp-caption" title="Just The Funny" href="http://www.justthefunny.com/" target="_blank"> Just The Funny Theatre</a> in Coral Gables, and finally, <a class="wp-caption" title="Adam Sampson's Home Page" href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Adam-Sampson/167513295099" target="_blank">Adam Sampson</a> and <a class="wp-caption" title="Freddie Stebbins home" href="http://www.freddystebbins.com/Freddy_Stebbins/Home.html" target="_blank">Freddie Stebbins</a> for the stage time at John Martins and Casa De Tula.</p>
<p>Now, on with the rest of the blog.</p>
<p>My balloon guy jokes version 1.0 are starting to come along.  I&#8217;m usually a deadpan, low energy type guy, but rehersing this stuff in a more animated manner is getting me out of my comfort zone, and it&#8217;s starting to come along, the whole bit.  It&#8217;s a bit on the evil side, but hey, it&#8217;s comedy.  Now if anyone finds it funny is the million dollar question.  At least my latest cop joke got the reaction I wanted from the audience this past Sunday.  It just needs a little tightening on the performance side.  But that comes with practice and more stage time.  Sunday was actually the last time that I will attempt to make actual balloons on stage.  It totally messed me up and it caused me to have a brain fart.  Maybe I might bring up some balloon props, but I&#8217;m not sure.  I would rather tighten my bits up instead of making balloons on stage for now.</p>
<p>I guess that&#8217;s it for now.  Come and watch the Hilarious Basterds show this Friday night at Just The Funny Theatre in Coral Gables.  $10.00 cover and no minimums!  <a class="wp-caption" title="Jay Mays Twitter" href="http://twitter.com/jaysmays" target="_blank">Jay Mays</a> will be hosting.  It&#8217;s going to have a great lineup with <a class="wp-caption" title="Wil Watkins Home Page" href="http://fireatwillwatkins.com/" target="_blank">Wil Watkins</a> Headlining.  Comics include:  Alex Perdomo, Dan DeCotiis, <a class="wp-caption" title="josh simkowitz" href="http://www.facebook.com/simkowitz" target="_blank">Josh Simkowitz</a>, Jimmy Peters, <a class="wp-caption" title="The Miami Balloon Guy" href="http://www.miamiballoonguy.com" target="_blank">Anthony Brown Jr.</a> (That&#8217;s me!), <a class="wp-caption" title="Kallagan" href="http://www.wix.com/kallaganlive/kallaganlive" target="_blank">Kallagan</a>, David Daughtery, Perry Jacob, Christina Hero, <a class="wp-caption" title="Scot Lentner" href="http://www.facebook.com/scot4" target="_blank">Scot Lenter</a>,  and Xavier Puente.  Come one, come all.  It&#8217;s going to be a great show!</p>
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